ji welcome to never been asked ideally I’m going to ask you questions you’ve never heard before yeah I’m excited I’m I’m I’m ready I’m locked in okay would you rather LeBron chase down block a make a wish kid in the NBA Celebrity Game or you have to catfish the world into making them believe that you’re the make a wish kid Jesus Christ This is a tough question it would be more funny would definitely be LeBron blocked down to the make a wish kid yeah I mean I think you’re exhibiting better morals
than tricking the whole country that you’re the kid right right right well yeah no either way it’s lose lose I think we actually have to do something with Make A Wish Foundation this weekend great chance to execute our plan oh no I’m not going to do that if UK rappers didn’t have accents do you think they would still make it to the top of the charts what would their careers look like now that’s tough because without the accents I think you can’t have any type of like differentia ISM right and with differentia ISM that kind of
separates each other from itself and the differentia ism yeah so the answer is no you got it got it what’s a people saying or activity that really gets you fired up uh anything that involves potato salad really yes any specific sayings what’s a good white we not fired up I think yeah it’s not really even a saying that I get fired up by seeing or hearing a white person say I think the most one is like the head nod that they give all of us when you’re walking down the hall with this smile this yeah something about that man that
really gets me going so I enjoy that you’re reincarnated a whole new life as a very white man let’s build out your alternate life what’s your name Brett Hometown uh Alabama specific Town ruckert occupation whatever rooll TI Willie does okay alcohol highest level of Education uh prek what’s your wife’s name Stacy are you Faithful or do you do you have a mistress in that situation or currently no no no in that situation okay all right uh faithful wow how many kids uh two names Keith and um and whoever what what another white
name you know it and Tanner yeah beautiful name Keith and Tanner what type of car you driving a Ford truck o F-150 yeah F-150 nothing more nothing better would you rather wake up tomorrow as a Karen or serve three years of hard manual labor in North Korea tough question man damn I’mma do the time if you do the crime you got to do the time what is your favorite LeBron lie ever told oh man it’s definitely the one about them books he’d be reading when he said he said he read the uh what did he say he
said he read one of them books they said is your favorite book The Godfather what’s your favorite P Godfather and ain’t nobody reading the God who the is reading The Godfather Man actually didn’t even know it was a but yeah that’s what I’m saying you’re going to watch the movie but I’ve never heard of anybody reading through it so yeah that’s definitely one of my favorites for show what’s the last book you read um want to say Diary of a Wimpy Kid solid mhm that’s a good that’s a good series too if you haven’t gotten into
that you definitely no people say that is me yeah that and uh and Captain Underpants those are two good Captain Underpants ISC visual books yeah man if you worked for the TSA I know you have those sketches what position would you be in would you be at the metal detectors would you be the dude yelling at people I would definitely be the dude that wakes up every morning yells at the people to put the in the bucket if you could have one historical figure join that could have been love dating pool who would be there for the right
reasons who do you think you could have seen something developing out of um um probably New York for I Love New York that’s good Synergy too yeah they was she was wild man how did you react when Sydney Sweeney said you were one of the most underrated sketch comedians on inst she said that she did say that that was cool yeah that’s what’s up man you know I do you have her number I don’t but she was on GMA and she said that I just I I’m not asking for those I just want to text her and say thank you
that’s all she deserves that no I just want to text yeah we’ll make that happen okay if you could get the number I got you I got you I just one thinker in the character of the Kyle rger Universe a frat boy I’m going to show you a photo tell me does this guy okay let’s start Mark Davis owner of the Raiders it does not not even close not not a chance okay man he something but it might be illegal so keep it keep it pussing oh man that guy who is this guy it’s a Chinese musician not sure exactly I saw it on a Reddit that looks
like a Q-tip a little bit who is is he a real person or is this AI That’s not AI That’s real it’s like a lollipop that fell on a rug like Trey young but worse yeah oh okay I didn’t say that all right moving on I that guy doesn’t about oh these guys big time yeah big time the colors are hdden legs showing Tan Lines going yeah yeah who rocks shorts better these guys or you I’m I’m probably right I should be in the middle of that picture they they probably cro me out of that yeah now that guy for sure he just
has a different type I tell you that white claws no laws who who is that is that you might be could be Luke Bryan too but I’m not sure all right you get it that guy no not not even close really I like this one all right I think they have that picture up in Barber Shop black barber shop that’s the exact me all right that’s good analysis what’s something outside of skids comedy you’re convinced you’re one of the top 10% of the world in there’s one I can’t say the ladies know the ladies know you know what I’m saying the ladies
know but uh I’m an athlete uh I did uh probably like 15 20 years of karate you got a belt yeah I had a couple belts I’m out there I I got I’m amongst a lot of belts any signature moves well I I know some stuff the ladies know yeah I I know form one to 10 you wanted to be a sports caster at some point I just wanted to be on TV if you were a sports caster what would your signature call be uh yeah for three-pointers for touchdowns for everything everything everything okay for men Sports as well everything
so when saquon’s running it in all right if you were a five-star recruit in the early 2000s what school and what sport would you want to go to that would give you the most illegal benefits give you the best experience as a student athlete what the was that question what where would you play college sports in the early yeah yeah uh early 2000s probably Duke Duke basketball yeah Duke basketball now Kendrick Perkins he was previewing the game on first take he said your player comparison most closely
resembled Angel Reese do you think that’s accurate sizewise height-wise other than that game wise I don’t know he might be off on that point who would you say your comparison is there’s always a variety of different players they say I could shoot like Curry I drive like Braun gamble like Jordan no I don’t I don’t C like Jordan Jordan got a problem he need to address he need to put that down but uh yeah they’re just amongst a bunch of players people know the true hoopers your game speaks for itself essentially
you know the game speaks for itself always I let other people talk now who’s a player in the NBA that everyone respects that you don’t necessarily understand the vibe of uh Barbosa so you’re not a fan of Barbosa I have some type of respect for him but people always say he’s like one of the greatest players out there and I just don’t respect that that there’s a couple people out there who say that people say that so who’s your who’s your favorite player of all time probably Glenn Big Baby Davis you know who he’s playing for
right now he’s in prison he is in prison yeah but you know people change yeah you have a lot of doppelgangers that people have brought up online we’re going to Blind rank I’m going to give you five well majority of them are midgets I did see one of those no there’s a lot of them a lot of them we only have one majority of people in the world that look like me I don’t for some reason they always smaller interesting you guys are Kinder Spirits I guess maybe in another life so one to five one would be
the most close resemblance five would be the least let’s start all right with Brandon Williams on the Ravens what I’ve never even heard that one somebody said I look like Brandon Williams that must have been AI so where we ranking this one out of five zero so five oh at least that’s the worst resemblance oh okay okay all right five EJ Johnson oh man is that his real arms right there his arms look tiny as it’s the cut of the suit I think it’s why yeah yeah yeah I don’t see the resemblance well the way he wear them glasses like that
I’ll give it a four the glass and the fade he got there’s a way he put that fade in there yeah and you both have hooping in your DNA Magic Johnson’s son some of got more Hoops than anything uh this is a new one I see what you guys are doing I actually don’t I don’t personally don’t see it who sent these who sent these pictures in Twitter well Thomas and Train got that one on there I’d probably say one this is you as you were saying she is uh special little what do they I know they I know her so I probably say one as
well we look very much like go one a one B blue face baby mother you posted this no yeah yeah no no no I didn’t post this one but definitely I I do Co on that she’s up there in the one or two I probably say two cuz her tongue a little fatter than mine she got a fatter tongue on the inside of it mine you see how mine thin right there I do she got a fat tongue all right there you go I mean it’s interesting you’re a very unique looking individual but a lot of people are striving to be here well a lot of a
lot of the little people in the world interesting all right ji thank you so much for joining us out of all these questions what percentage have you never heard before uh the ones that we’re going to send a cease and toist for you’ll know okay perfect
